none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Even my vagina gasped.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
