3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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