she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
whose parrot is this?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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