I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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