I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Operation Purity has been aborted
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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