i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My first STD was from a foam party
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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