No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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