He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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