she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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