It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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