My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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