Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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