theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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