Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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