i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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