I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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