sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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