I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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