Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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