kristin has been a bad kristin
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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