I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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