it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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