he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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