I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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