And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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