i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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