I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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