ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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