Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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