I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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