Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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