they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
