You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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