This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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