No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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