So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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