it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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