out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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