ya dads aren't the best wingmen
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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