Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
