I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The ass gains better be worth it
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