i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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