But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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