he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
