if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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