Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
