I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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