Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You work out of a Hotel?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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