It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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