His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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