what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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