He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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