It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
